At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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