Nicole vs. Life
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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