she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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