i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
i am craving dick and cupcakes
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