Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
my tits taste like a pina colada. how often do you get to say that?
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
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