I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
Randomize
