Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
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