PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
Hey, I'm probably about to be arrested but I didn't want to wake you. But it would be cool of you to get the $500.00 I have in the box I keep my "medicine" in and come bail me out. Also I figured you would be amused at the thought of me fending off brutal prison rape tonight.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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