I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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