Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
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