Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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