he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
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