love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
My parking ticket this morning was 30bucks. I feel like I'm paying the city to fuck you.
Just spun two beer bottles and Placed them in my pockets perfect... I feel like the clint eastwood of drunks
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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