There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
Hey, scratch that. I've shit 8 times today. I don't have the energy to get laid so I cancelled my date.
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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