It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Pants 0. Shit 1.
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
the new apple iphone has a feature that can find itself if you lose it, apple is getting closer to making a phone completely drunkproof...
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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