just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
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