You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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