in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
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