he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
Me and your penis are best friends. You don't know it, but I whisper my secrets whenever I give you blowjobs. We even have a secret handshake. We can't be separated from each other. We just can't.
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
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