Need sex. Gaining weight.
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
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