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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
I told the emergency room nurse I didn't want to stop and ruin the moment. She said safewords are there for a reason. Super condescending. Got her number though.
Turns out it's a fake number.
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
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