My aunt just said- "pizza is like sex. Even if it ain't good it ain't bad." Obviously she doesn't know us too well.
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
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