I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
I miss you like a fat girl misses the prom.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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