There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
whose parrot is this?
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
Drake has all the answers
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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