That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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