i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
Just had a pleasant conversation with a mugger while he was taking off my shoes. Why can't I get along with people like this sober?
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
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