quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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