its not stalking. its research.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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