Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
You're earring is so big in my mouth
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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