He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
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