Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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