Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
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