dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
I woke up with my face in a pile of pancakes and 3000 mistakes.
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
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