some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
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