i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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