he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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