Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
apparently my drunken alterego is a lazyeyed bisexual.
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
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