ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
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