Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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