The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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