i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
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