so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
foreskin is a definite game changer
I may have just made our entire microwave glow green. Like big green. Like spark and make me shit green.
Like worse than the time I blew up the microwave with the egg green.
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
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