He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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