the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
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I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
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