I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
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