if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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