I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
Your dress got me laid by one of Obama's Secret Service members. Patriotic duty, check.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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