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Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
It's just like the Real World with babies
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
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