Buhtt sex?
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
Dear Derek. I would like to offer my sincerest apology for the 2 to 6 text messages you are about to read. Also for the 15 minute voicemail, which may or may not have sent. Sincerely, Sober Katie
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
The ass gains better be worth it
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