did i leave my keys in your car? BTW: sorry for throwing that drink on your date.
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
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