We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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