You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
I can't make this stuff up. Your ex is singing I Will Survive on the karaoke.
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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