How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
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