Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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